🌅 Happily Ever After Retreats
Nacho Average Night Out
Why settle for average? This isn’t just another night at the bar — it’s the start of something bigger, and it deserves more than a last-minute plan or overdone tradition.
We design elevated, intentionally crafted weekends for grooms and their closest crew. Whether you’re after adventure, luxury, or a mix of both, we’ll bring your vision to life — your way.
Tell us your vibe, and we’ll match you with the right location, energy, and experience — or blend your dream elements into one unforgettable weekend. You don’t need to lift a finger.
Because this isn’t just about the wedding… it’s about the brotherhood, the stories, and the next chapter you’re stepping into together.
What is a Bachelor Retreat?
Forget the one-night blur you barely remember. This is a full weekend takeover designed for you and your crew. Think less logistics, more legendary memories. We build the vibe, you just show up.
📍 The Basics
- Minimum 4 guys to lock it in (the perfect squad number).
- All-inclusive per person pricing so nobody’s stuck being the accountant of the trip.
- Pick your vibe → Backyard Brotherhood, Lodge Life, Untouchable Beach Weekend, or Urban Alpha.
- 2–3 nights of pure memory-making.
🔥 Why Retreat Style Wins
- Not just one wild night → it’s a curated weekend built to actually enjoy.
- No group chat chaos → we handle food, activities, and setup so everyone can chill.
- Cohesive themes → whiskey tastings, poker nights, surf mornings, rooftop hangs—your weekend actually makes sense.
- Squad bonding → whether it’s your brothers, day-ones, or the whole crew, this setup turns moments into stories.
🤵 Groom-Inclusive Ideas
This is for the groom who wants real memories, not just a hangover.
🎯 Choose Your Vibe:
Laid-Back & Legendary – golf mornings, whiskey tastings, chef-grilled dinners, and no pressure to post
Rugged & Rooted – mountain cabin, cigar deck, fireside poker, and zero alarms
Coastal & Cool – beach BBQs, sand volleyball, boat days, and starlit bonfires
🔥 Add-On Highlights:
- Private whiskey, cigar, or craft beer tasting
- Surf lessons or deep sea fishing
- Retro games night or poker tournament
- Steak night with a private chef or grill master
- Cabin concierge (we handle the fridge, the grill, and the playlist)
- Group grooming touch-ups (barber chair vibes, not spa day)
- Personalized keepsakes — think custom flasks, robes, or team hats